i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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