You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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