I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
