I saw his package. It spoke to me.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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