Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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