Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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