sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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