i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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