id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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