They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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