Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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