shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
