I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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