My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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its like you know when i get waxed
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
how drunk are you?
Several
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
