you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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