Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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