I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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