So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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