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He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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