i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
4 words: hood of his car
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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