so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I think pants incapable of making pants work
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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