Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
if you like me you must not know who I am
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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