Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I just pynch a tree in the face
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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