Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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