Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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