I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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