she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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