Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
