i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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