One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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