dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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