So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
We're too hungover to prance.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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