uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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