He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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