Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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