so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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