Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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