I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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