Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
i think my cat just said my name.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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