So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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