How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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