Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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