no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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