Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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