the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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