He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Mom said you looked used
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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