He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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