I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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