Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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