next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
There are leaves in my underwear?
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