...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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